he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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