Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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