adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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