you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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