Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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