Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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