A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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