Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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