How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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