Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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