Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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