I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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