I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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