So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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