We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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