I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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