so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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