you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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