She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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