Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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