Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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