I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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