whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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