So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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