wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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