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just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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