Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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