Just cropdusted the office
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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