Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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