this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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