As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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