You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Still dying that you shit outside
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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