i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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