apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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