either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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