a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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