Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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