anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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