i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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