Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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