I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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