My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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