omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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