its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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