i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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