she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No subtext here. People are naked.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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