SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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