as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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