I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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