idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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